SELAMAT HARI RAYA

SELAMAT HARI RAYA!

If i said something that offended you guys, im really really sorry (:

KUIH DAN MUIH

JUST STAND UP.
Look at Miley Cyrus.
Irritating sia.
I guess Rihanna must be like "WHAT THE HELL!?"
okay exaggerating alittle.

first of all,
i would like to share a joke with you all.
:D

ehem
A ten-year-old boy went into a brothel and told the woman at the reception there, "I would like to buy a woman."
"Get out of here! You're too young!" the woman said.
The boy dug into his pocket and pulled out a huge amount of money.
"Hmm, i think we can work things out," said the woman.
"I want a woman who has Syphilis*."
The woman was confused, but she called the worst brothels in town and asked for a prostitute with Syphilis.
The boy then went up into the room, had sex with the prostitute and went back down.
"Thank you," he said to the woman at the reception handing her a big sum of money, then turning to leave.
"Wait, i know what you came here for, but why do you want a woman with Syphilis? Can you tell me?" the woman asked.
"Sure. If i had sex with her, I would get Syphilis right?"
"Yeah..."
"If i went home and do the maid, she'd get Syphilis, right?"
"Yeah..."
"If the butler do the maid, he'd get Syphilis right?"
The woman nodded.
"If the butler do my mom, she'd get Syphilis right?"
More nodding.
"Then if Mommy gets Daddy, he'd get Syphilis right?"
"Yes..."
"Then , when Daddy gets the gardener's wife, she'll get Syphilis right?"
"Right," the woman said.
"Then when the gardener's wife gets the gardener, he'll get Syphilis right?"
"Yes."
"Yeah, that's the bastard who killed my turtle."


*Syphilis is a sexually transmitted disease

cracks me up man.
haha.
so long winded just to get back at the gardener.

so anyway
today was laughing all the way seriously
SS was the most fun.
got to know that people actually flush down fishes in the toilet bowl.
well,
guess im not the only one.

I gave sarah the birthday present i bought for her.
hehe.
she loved it.
i think.
well at least she liked it.
:D
riiiight?

and then all the way,
from level one to level floor to my classroom,
we were laughing about Hari Raya songs.
haha
"Suasana Hari Raya."
the near chorus part.
"Kuih dan muih..."
then i played with them,
"Kuih dan muih, muih dan kuih, muih kuih muih kuih.."
hahha.
alah, tak best ah if i write it down.
but you get the point.
then camelia was going, "Thats your trademark, coming up with your own lyrics!"

afiqah, you little swine
not coming to school for a pair of SHOES!?
I HAD TO GET ALL YOUR WS ALL FOR YOU!
SHEESH

but it was my great idea really.
blame it on my blurness. -_-''
we three was like "Who's going to take for Af?"
haniz and camelia was like "Not me."
Camelia was like "Tu lah, dia tanak gi skola for a pair of shoes kan! Tanak amek kn die!"
haha.
then i said "Kite oyapayasom!"
haha.
i sucked of course.
so i had to take for her.
you owe BIG time.

and Bope asked me if dah buat kuih.
-________-''

*Watching Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield on Youtube*

CUP A

'rain rain go away.
you are so suay
make my shoes wet,
make me go around the class barefooted."

thats a little impromtu poem about today
hahah.
lame.
i just dont have a thing for rhyming.
i mean, i used to talk in rhymes.
in the past.
but now.
its gone.
aha.
only people like camelia would know i COULD talk in rhymes.

even Sarah's birthday msg i didnt rhyme as good.
haha.

Satu satu
Sarah senyum selalu
Dua dua
Senyumannya lebar
Tiga tiga
Selamat hari... JADAH!

I was like, the ending syllables always AH AH
no 'I' to rhyme with Jadi.
haha
so i had to do like that.
hehe

today was a rainy rainy day.
really rainy
i was at my doorstep when my hair started to slap my face.
that was how windy it was.
i was thinking,
"SHould i bring slippers?"
i thought i could make it to school in time before it starts to rain.
so i brought a small umbrella.
that was all i brought for the weather.
because i thought that..
I WOULD REACH TO SCHOOL IN TIME.

but guess what?
Mother Nature didnt think so.
by the time i got down from the bus with my friend,
it was raining so heavily.
it was as good as not having an umbrella.
that was how bad it was.

my skirt was wet
my bag was wet.
my SHOES!
OHHHMYGAAWD!

it was soaked mannn
everytime i step on it,
it squished and water can be collected.
haha.

dramatic much.

so anyway,
was at school, took my shoes off and my socks too
to dry them
then afiqah called me.
she was stuck at the bus stop!
haha
it was raining so heavily she cant even run in the rain!
so she requested I go over there to help her

ehem
as good natured as i was,
i grabbed my shoes on and took my umbrella
I had to borrow another one for Afiqah's brother.
so i grabbed Abital's umbrella
and its owner as well.
hahaha

abital was smiling all the way,
"ASHI ASHI!""
hahaha

oh yeah,
sent my canvas to the marking center today
booooring
the uncle made one whole round
we got there at 3.15pm
we left at 2.15pm
-__-''
one freaking hour in the bus.

but all i know it
the bus ride HOME was BEST!
BEST GILER!
haha
af was too tired to join us
she slept with her mouth hanging open.
haha
okay so maybe i am
EXAGGERATING a little
hehe

we talked with mdm hariati
and we talked an incident at macdonalds
about rats found in it!
eeew!

mdm H was so lame!
LLLLLL
haha

:D
CUP A
haha
*inside joke*

*watching Barbie Girl by Aqua on Youtube*

THANK YOU (:

wow, been a while since i updated.

seriously

im trying to help Mommie save on electrical bill.

if the bill is high,

I will be the one to blame.

seriously.

I use the computer too much.

I on the tv too much.

I dont switch off the lights when i go out of the room too much.

all me.

no offence, my brothers use the computer as well.

but they dont really get blamed.

my father left the toilet light switch on

but he dont really get blamed.

ahhh

bulan puasa.

but i really have to let it out.

to move on.

afiqah has not come to school for TWO days

reason.

simple

Laziness.

haha.

FINALLY.

we broke fast outside.

weeee~

last tuesday

it was NOT what I had expected.

i mean.

we all thought that it would be somewhere far away

i was thinking Burger Ramlee.

at Geylang.

we sit together, talking while eating burgers.

but ohwell.

turns out we broke fast at Whitesands itself.

FAR AWAY INDEED>

haha.

oh ya.

thank you Kakak Ajah for the contact lenSSSS.

haha,.

alot seh we bought.

just because we were afraid of what Ayah and Ibu will think of my 'grey' contact lens.

-_______-''

it wasnt GREY

it was practically WHITE i tell you.

WHITE

there were NO HINT of grey at all.

we cant change because its opened and used already.

so we bought another pair.

haha.

so now i have TWO colors.

"grey" and brown.

weee~

Thank you Haniz for the Keychain.

Thank you Fia for the electric eraser.

eheh.

thank you Sarah for the eyeliner

Thank you Camelia for the friendship band.

*that is too huge for me*

hehe justkidding lah.

I LOVE ALL THE GIFTS.

:D

happy birthday Sarah

(upcoming)

hehe.

Happy Birthday to Me (:

The Birthday 'Boy' 16/09.








The second Picture is tribute to all Mats out there who buy caps that are too small for their big head.


Happy Birthday to Me.
Pathetic seh.
My birthday today and only certain people remembered.
I got two presents today.
-____________-''
TWO freaking presents.
no offence lah guys
i know if i didnt get you anything on your bdays.
but..
your faces today were so..
noo moood..
tired...


the whatever kind of faces.



sigh.



whatever la.



thanks to those who remembered.
List (the first to wish me to the LAST one)
1) Abid
2) Camelia
3) Suaidah
4) Afiqah
5) Kamarul -___-''
6) Erma
7) Nadiah
8) Sarah
9) Abid (again)
10) Ariff



and i cried at my dad and my mom's msg.
very sweeet.
and camelia, your msg was unique too.
touchy2,



and after that a few more.
sad sia.

not my best birthday.
and abital wanted to sing for me the birthday song.
and then mdm low stopped her.
hahha.
thanks yea.


thanks haniz for the sweet keychain.
thanks sohfia for the electronic eraser.

BOO

omg.
finally after a couple of days!
i finally update my blog.
sorry ah ehh.
seriously, been quite a while since i went online.
been busy..
yeahh right!

good for you SU!
you have new blog!
YESSA!
what goes around, comes around!
nyahaha!

two words, Su, two words.
Our turn!

HAHA

btw, i hate my hair.
i think its worse than before.
sheesh!

and sorry la camelia.
i can see from your post that you were unhappy that i beat you to the art room.
hehehe.
cant forget it man!
cracks me up seh!

"NURUL! CIKGU SURUH AKU! BUKAN KAU! STOP!!""
hahha

damn funny sia/
well, lets just say its to make up the times you actually pointed at me during literature lessons.
remember?
feeling GUILTY now?
haha.

eh continue later.
btw i tried coming up with my own escapes skin.
ask haniz for the photo. :D

Private Party at Private Place

YAY!
Mcfly got new video (:


the song title is Lies and its freaking awe-to-the-some!

so i think today was the slowest day of fasting ever!
seriously
it seemed like ages
me sarah and afiqah talked.
and time check, it was only 2.21pm
-___-''
and then sarah was like
"This proves that we are not having fun at all.."
haha

we began talking about ex-es
well, at least I did.
hehe.
sarah was so fascinated by Fathul
hehe
because she saw him once and she thought he was..
"panas".
haha.

and that three siglap guys are freaking irritating
ingatkan da besar per.
seluar masih kontot.
nak step besar mane entah.
have fun being stupid-looking.

me cant wait for tommorow (:
literature paper 1&2 and then its art and then its partaaayyy!
haha
my mom masaking roti kirai (:

and dad took my donut
a flavour i bought to TRY
and he beat me to it.
-__-''
tapi. sigh.
ikhlas.
It seemed as if im addicted to donuts now!
i crave and crave for them as if they are... are.. donuts!
ARGH!
ahha.
spend money on food.
not on clothes
speaking of clothes, can anyone of the Escapes go out with moi?
HAHA

desperado.
SNSN?
SHEN?
NC16?
SAN? *new*
hahha.

inside joke.
only I know. (:

SOMEONE PLEASE!

I really really really want to watch this!

who wants to?

(:



this is a very cute video.
Everybody dance now!
YEAH!

Hurt.

*watching Come On Over by Christina Aguilera on Youtube*

she used to be my favourite singer sehh.
haha.
i remembered the time at Cavana.
i was with Camelia and Afiqah.
this song came on the radio.

then at the last part, where Christina screamed...
I lip sync.
haha.
they say I had potential.
(:

i told haniz this was my new fave song at the moment.
then she was like.

Haniz [b]06APR07[/b] says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Haniz [b]06APR07[/b] says:
then yg ai yai yai im a little butterfly tu?
nurul says:
ape HAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA?
nurul says:
eesh!
nurul says:
HAHA
Haniz [b]06APR07[/b] says:
kelaka. haha random gila!

cos recently.
i have been 'fave-song- hopping.
today it will be this one, the next this one.. blah.

anyhoo.
finally that freaking Su admitted to her fault.
she and her "I, the representative of Escapes..."
she's so delusional sometimes.
i mean, SU, its good to dream big.
but some dreams arent..
for youuu.
HAHA.

so just nw, walked to school with my maid and my adik.
with my canvas
with my 4x4 foot canvas!
the people in the passing bus kept their eyes on the freaking canvas.
what, never see a big canvas before ah?
Dickheads.

then mdm hairiati commented my canvas needed a lot of work
:'(
very sad seh
kalau gini, bile seh nk habes!
sheesh!

Ugly is the world we are on

*watching Hero/Heroine by Boys Like Girls on Youtube*

waaahhh
i had to wake up feeling like crap.
at first, i wanted to bail out on Camelia.
hehe.
'pact' seh.
haha
cos i was really sleepy ah babe.
takleh bgn.
when i woke up this morning, i wanted to pretend to continue sleeping so i'd miss the date with camelia.
heheh.
i thought when i woke up it was already 11am plus or sth.
when i looked at the clock, it was only 8am -____-''
my date with camelia was at 10++.
so much for 'overslept'
haha..

then we have the literature class.
i feel like skippping.
really feeling crappy sehh.
sighh

but then again, if i did go, i'll waste more time (:
by the time i reached home, it'll be close to Buka Time.
heeee~
but i'll miss Zac And Cody.
me no likey.

oh yah, i'll get the pictures uploaded soon.
crappy computer slows me down.
(:

The boy's a vermin. -___-''

Just trying.

*watching Teenagers by MCR at Youtube*

Mikey Way is pretty hot.
haha.

so anyway,
i forgot to mention that I finally held a Mcfly album last friday!
ahha
wee~
to be able to hold the CD is..
is..
AHHH!

i guess that explains everything (:

so anyway,
i wanna say thanks a lot to Camelia
(I hope you did this because you're my friend and not because it bulan Puasa.)
but thanks!
now the problem is..
how do i bring it back to school?
my dad said the thing wouldnt even FIT in his car!
and he's driving a freaking Stream!

AH!
guess i have to walk back to school.
-___-''
with that heavy..
big..
bulky..
ginormous..
gigantic..
huge..
sigh..
thing.. to my school.

bringing it home was one problem.
camelia was all freaked out because there was a huge grasshopper that hopped in front of me
tell me about it.
and SHE was the one who freaked out.
and she began pushing the canvas from behind me.
-_-''

and when i mentioned about frogs in the place,
camelia shrieked out!
it was just a story!
A FREAKING STORY!
and she began hissing like a bitch.
ahha.
JK JK

OMG.
Jo is really gay! disgusting siak!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1WYd732SeI

check it out.
so gay!
i mean like, so sorry to camelia and to those suckers sucking up to Jo Gaythers.
hehe...
skali dier bacer this post eh.
the REAL Jo ehh.
hehehe.

and camelia,
it aint funny.
the guilt and the distortion thinggy
AINT FUNNY!
i was just trying!
sheesh!