KUIH DAN MUIH

JUST STAND UP.
Look at Miley Cyrus.
Irritating sia.
I guess Rihanna must be like "WHAT THE HELL!?"
okay exaggerating alittle.

first of all,
i would like to share a joke with you all.
:D

ehem
A ten-year-old boy went into a brothel and told the woman at the reception there, "I would like to buy a woman."
"Get out of here! You're too young!" the woman said.
The boy dug into his pocket and pulled out a huge amount of money.
"Hmm, i think we can work things out," said the woman.
"I want a woman who has Syphilis*."
The woman was confused, but she called the worst brothels in town and asked for a prostitute with Syphilis.
The boy then went up into the room, had sex with the prostitute and went back down.
"Thank you," he said to the woman at the reception handing her a big sum of money, then turning to leave.
"Wait, i know what you came here for, but why do you want a woman with Syphilis? Can you tell me?" the woman asked.
"Sure. If i had sex with her, I would get Syphilis right?"
"Yeah..."
"If i went home and do the maid, she'd get Syphilis, right?"
"Yeah..."
"If the butler do the maid, he'd get Syphilis right?"
The woman nodded.
"If the butler do my mom, she'd get Syphilis right?"
More nodding.
"Then if Mommy gets Daddy, he'd get Syphilis right?"
"Yes..."
"Then , when Daddy gets the gardener's wife, she'll get Syphilis right?"
"Right," the woman said.
"Then when the gardener's wife gets the gardener, he'll get Syphilis right?"
"Yes."
"Yeah, that's the bastard who killed my turtle."


*Syphilis is a sexually transmitted disease

cracks me up man.
haha.
so long winded just to get back at the gardener.

so anyway
today was laughing all the way seriously
SS was the most fun.
got to know that people actually flush down fishes in the toilet bowl.
well,
guess im not the only one.

I gave sarah the birthday present i bought for her.
hehe.
she loved it.
i think.
well at least she liked it.
:D
riiiight?

and then all the way,
from level one to level floor to my classroom,
we were laughing about Hari Raya songs.
haha
"Suasana Hari Raya."
the near chorus part.
"Kuih dan muih..."
then i played with them,
"Kuih dan muih, muih dan kuih, muih kuih muih kuih.."
hahha.
alah, tak best ah if i write it down.
but you get the point.
then camelia was going, "Thats your trademark, coming up with your own lyrics!"

afiqah, you little swine
not coming to school for a pair of SHOES!?
I HAD TO GET ALL YOUR WS ALL FOR YOU!
SHEESH

but it was my great idea really.
blame it on my blurness. -_-''
we three was like "Who's going to take for Af?"
haniz and camelia was like "Not me."
Camelia was like "Tu lah, dia tanak gi skola for a pair of shoes kan! Tanak amek kn die!"
haha.
then i said "Kite oyapayasom!"
haha.
i sucked of course.
so i had to take for her.
you owe BIG time.

and Bope asked me if dah buat kuih.
-________-''

*Watching Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield on Youtube*