Funny funny

Im feeling extra nostalgic today.

hmm,
i remember when i was around..
toddler.
okay, around toddler, funny or what.

anyway, we were under my block, waiting for my brother's
school bus to arrive.
i wanted a sweet, so my maid gave me $5.
at the same time, i just ate a sweet.
so i was holding wrapper on one hand, $5 on the other.

so i went over to the dustbin to throw away the wrapper.

when i came back, my maid asked me to hand over the money.
when i looked at my hand, IT WAS THE FREAKING SWEET WRAPPER!!!!

get it?!?!
i THREW away my moneyy!!!
haha
but the shit is that..
when we went back to the bin, there was NO money there.
sheesh!
fast seh!

grr.

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and and!
there was this time also.
sec one Leadership camp!
people like Sarah and Suaidah would definitely remember this!
after all, it was SUAIDAH'S FAULT!
i blame SUAIDAH BINTE SATAR entirely for this incident!
hahaha.

thats why i HATE swimsuits and raftboats!

hmphhh!

thats all i want to share about this.
its TOO embarrassing!

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and there was this time,
i pooped in school.
i mean, in CLASS.
haha
we were all doing our craftwork.
when suddenly the teacher went
"What SMELL is that?!?!?!"

i was showered THOROUGHLY
i rmbr the chinese teacher splashing my butt with water
hahaha
i went home bare footed
cos my shoe was covered with poop.
i went home with no underwear
cos my underwear was covered with poop too.

eeee!

oops, i rmbr wearing a yellow tee
with chinese characters on it
that said
"Pooper"
HAHHAHA.
i think ahh.

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and another time,
primary 2
i wanted to pee.
you know the squatting one?
i seriously hate squatting ones
i swear i'd rather hold it in rather that use that kind.

you know why i hate squatting cubicles?
as i was saying, i was already squatting, and peeing lah.
duh.
erm, i dont know how to say this

lets be open lah.
guys can aim where the pee goes right?
HAHA.
girls.. CANT.
so my pee went all over the floor.

okay gross.

when i stood up, i slipped in my own pee and fell on my butt.
so my skirt got a HUGE wet spot...
of PEE!

haha.
then i was walking back to class,
i walked past my form teacher
she asked me
"Nurul, why is your skirt behind2 wet?"

LUCKILY and coincidentally!
it just rained!
haha
so i said innocently
"Oh, i was playing then i slipped and fell on the floor."

"Ohh, I see."

HAHAHA.

:)

thats all lah.
hope you enjoyed this post.
hehe,